Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Adventure Time!

Adventure Time is starting up again, June 11th, 2011! I absolutly can not wait. Season 3 is goin to start off with 'Conquest of Cuteness'. Personally, This episode seems like its going to be kind of... bad. Here's a sneak peak. http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/adventuretime/video/index.html?episodeID=8a250ab030e10c450130e10de4d60003

But no worries! Next week it is a Adam Muto and Rebecca Sugar episode, called 'Mortituri Te Salutamus'
Not familiar with these two stroy board artist? You should be. They powered threw Season 2 with episodes such as 'Nightosphere', 'Power Animal', 'Mortal Folly'Nightosphere title.jpg  and plenty of others. Basically, if you can only see a few adventure time epiosdes, I'd recommened a Adam and Rebecca one.

Season 3 should be big. Season 1 was all about meeting the characters, and the land of ooo, season 2 was about character devolpment, and letting the show have it's own voice. Season 3 should be able to tie all the good stuff together, and focus on story. What happened during the mushroom war? Are there any humans? Are you a Marceline and Finn type of guy, or a Princess Bubblegum and Finn type of dude?
Find out, Monday at 8!
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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Movie sequels. Dear Lord.



 In this one, Tom Cruise is supposedly a terrorist and is wanted by all the cop people in America. WHERE IS THE MISSION!

 Oh sweet Jesus, please just stop now, I love pirates of the Caribbean, but they took out Elizabeth and Will, so its not THE SAME!


HOW! WHY! WHAT IS THIS! CUT THE MALARKEY! it ended perfect and now its going to BE MESSED UP!

~Asian

Paula Dean's Piggy Pudding
Ingredients
16   link pork sausages
4 to 5 tart apples, peeled, cored, and sliced
1 (7 1/2-ounce) package yellow
corn bread mix (prepare batter according to direction
1-cup maple syrup
Fresh sage
3 sticks of butter (salted)
Directions
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.  Cook sausages until done, piercing with fork to let out fat.  Drain, then arrange in a 9-inch square-baking dish.  Layer sliced apples on top.  Pour corn bread batter over all and bake for approximately 30 minutes or until corn bread is done.  Serve with warm maple syrup and fresh sage garnish. Put the butter on a side dish and eat with meal. Enjoy!

 ~Asian

Best Movies of the time... which is 7:56 on a Sunday

10. Fight Club (R)
The all time prefect guy movie. Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, and Helena Bonham Carter star in the intense action-packed movie. I can't watch it all the time, put when i'm pissed off at the world, I put in fight club.



9. The Karate Kid (PG)
If it's either the 1984 original version, or the new remake in 2010, The Karate Kid is a great example of awesome movies. The kick butt action mixed with the bonding of generations is phenomenal. A black kid learning karate does it for me.



8. Die Hard (R)
A classic action film about dieing hard. Bruse Willis' best performance I've sence. Mixes in action, romance, suspense, and explosions.

7. Zombieland (R)
Perfection in the comedy and action areas of the movie industry. Columbus, a inside loner, is forced to protect himself from the inhabitants of Zombieland. Running into other travelers on the way, he learns that zombieland isn't bad place after all. Nah...

6. Inception (PG-13)
For Leonardo DiCaprio, this last job is the chance for him to go back home and see his kids. Although the words "subconscious", "dream", "mind", and "idea" are used every few sentences, Inception is a star movie that has made its way to the charts along with classics such as The Godfather. Its a mind bending.

5. Scott Pilgrim V.S The World (PG-13)
I knew Michael Cera rocked personal, but i had no idea he rocked with others. From high-school girlfriends to gay roommates, Scott Pilgrim verses it all! Dealing with 7 evil Ex's is hard enough without a scary Asian girl that creeps you out during the whole movie.

4. Alien/Aliens (R)
One of the best Sci-Fi/Horror movies around. 1979's Alien and 1986's Aliens have it all: original creatures, surprising twists, caring for SOME of the characters lives, and a whole lot of alien fight scenes in dark tunnels. Truly amazing.

3. Forrest Gump (PG-13)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. Well I'll tell you right now, what you'll get from this movie is pure rocket sauce. Forrest has done everything: met the president, served in the war, ran across America, met the president... Again. Surely a classic.

2. How To Train Your Dragon/Spirited Away (PG)
Well these two movies are tied for 2nd place for a number of reasons. Nah its just i didn't have the energy to move positions of other movies and what not because i forgot about Spirited Away. How to train your dragon is by far one of the best animated stories about vikings that fight dragons i have ever scene, and i get around. Definitely deserves #2. As for Spirited Away, also deserves #2 for the suburb animations and story line.













1. Fantastic Mr. Fox (PG)
We'll what a surprise! You thought I was going to pick another classic like Godfather, Gone With the Wind, Titanic, or Princess Bride, BUT I DIDN'T! Those are for real critics who analyze from a boring and non-comical perspective. Fantastic Mr. Fox is my absolute favorite because:
  • The animation is unique and original
  • Meryl Streep beasts the sassy wife role
  • The three old men are stereotypical
  • The storyline is very comical and enjoyable
  • The animals have the same problems humans have in everyday life
  • The eyes of the characters
~Asian

    Saturday, July 2, 2011

    Tom Hanks and Neil Peart - A conspiracy theory

    So, I was watching an interview with Tom Hanks today regarding his new film (which I am totally psyched for), and I noticed something. Myself, as well as many other Rush and Peart fans have noticed for a long time the similarities between the appearance of Tom Hanks and Neil Peart. There's no denying that they look alike. No big deal right? Wrong. I also noticed, during this interview, that they talk in a similar fashion as well. Eerily similar. I began thinking about this. There's absolutely no way it could be a coincidence. I mean, have you ever noticed that Tom Hanks and Neil Peart are never at the same place a the same time? Exactly.
    -Dr. Rush